The Neckline Slimmer. First off some of y’alls may not be familiar with our GTFOH Awards, but “GTFOH” basically stands for Get The Fuck Outttttta Heeeere. Anyways back to the product, it’s called The Neckline Slimmer, it claims to slim down your neckline by sticking this “L” shape object in between your neck and chin and doing an up and down motion…ahem, I believe that’s a similar motion to that of fellatio or cunnilingus. Just sayin’. I can’t believe folks actually think this product is actually effective.

In what is easily the front runner for the “GTFOH” award, sources from Vibe Magazine are saying that Tupac is set to drop another album. How is this dude the hardest working rapper and he’s been resting in peace for years, seriously.

In 1996, Pac teamed up with Boot Camp Click to work on the album, which will be called One Nation. The project was one of the rapper’s ways of showing media he wasn’t a bully, during the height of his beef with the Notorious B.I.G. After his murder September of that year, the album was shelved for years. A.E.G. has since acquired the rights of the 18-track project. – Vibe Magazine

I may get verbally blasted for this, but I always felt Tupac was waaaaaay overrated, no disrespect to the man and his family, but I never really felt like I connected with his lyrics. But my favorite movie of all time stars Tupac, Juice, seriously who can hate on that movie, such a classic.

My fellow Killahbeez compadre AJK created and rewarded the first GTFOH Award back in February of this year. In his words, GTFOH is rewarded to something that causes the reaction – GTFOH… (”Getttt the f**k outtta heeeeere”)

I am honoured and disturbed to present the 2nd award to Vulva Taxi – created by Finnish artist Mimosa Pale to protest a world that is ‘too man-parts-centric.’ Thrice weekly she invites residents of Helsinki to ride along in her taxi and help make her part of the world a little more female-friendly. And this is accomplished by inviting inhabitants to take a ride by slipping inside her giant disembodied vagina mounted on top of her bike taxi.

I’m female, and I have a vulva, but that contraption scared the hell out of me.

(*the name of the one pic I found was called “naked_vagina_bike”….LMAO!!*)

Ever had your umbrella turn inside-out on a windy day? Well folks, you don’t have to worry about Mother Nature’s unpredictable and pesky wind NO MO!!! All thats required is the complete sacrifice of your integrity!

My fellow Killahbeez dude, Lex Diamonds sent me a link to this “Nubrella” item and my first reaction (which i would assume is no different than yours) was GTFOH… (”Getttt the f**k outtta heeeeere”)

Seriously, I understand its mad annoying when your umbrella keeps giving out on you and as a result you resemble Mary Poppins on your daily stroll…but come onnnnn maaaan. For real?

I’m all for innovation and creativity, but this shit is dumb, straight up… and it can’t be made acceptable even if it were to be featured in simultaneous issues of Complex and GQ – but if it ever were, I can only hope they’d use the photo of dude on the bike.

For more amusing information and pictures see the official Nubrella site *here* I don’t really have much else to say besides GTFOH and an obligatory Nubrella, ella, ella…eh, eh, eh.