Check this out. This douchebag named Dmitri meets woman named Olga in the Marina district of San Fran. Olga gives Dmitri her card and says, “Call me.” Dmitri calls. Twice. And proceeds to make the world record as biggest douchebag of all time.
This is why I don’t give my number out to guys no more.
Spend hours combing through hundreds of retro watches. They’ve got tons of brands, like Casio, Armitron, Jupiter and Citizen, and new finds to add to their collection everyday!
They say, “LCD timepieces played an important role in the evolution of digital wristwear, and we are striving to present as many as possible in our virtual museum.” Haha.
Best thing is, they’ve also got a For Sale page, so you can cop up your very own nerd watch. Hellz to the yah!
Earlier today, I had a conversation with someone about domestic game shows and talk shows versus international. After having seen this clip, I thought of the pinata. However, with a pinata, kids reap the reward of bragging rights and candy. What joy could one possibly get out of kicking a burger off a pointed pole? Take notice as the Norwegian host’s accent turns fobolous around 2 minutes and 9 seconds. Jump that burger in the moon!
My fellow Killahbeez compadre AJK created and rewarded the first GTFOH Award back in February of this year. In his words, GTFOH is rewarded to something that causes the reaction - GTFOH… (”Getttt the f**k outtta heeeeere”)
I am honoured and disturbed to present the 2nd award to Vulva Taxi - created by Finnish artist Mimosa Pale to protest a world that is ‘too man-parts-centric.’ Thrice weekly she invites residents of Helsinki to ride along in her taxi and help make her part of the world a little more female-friendly. And this is accomplished by inviting inhabitants to take a ride by slipping inside her giant disembodied vagina mounted on top of her bike taxi.
I’m female, and I have a vulva, but that contraption scared the hell out of me.
(*the name of the one pic I found was called “naked_vagina_bike”….LMAO!!*)
When the weather turned violent and stormy on Tuesday evening, Lori Mehmen, who lives in the small farming town of Orchard in northeastern Iowa, looked out her front door and saw a funnel cloud bearing down — and evidently had the presence of mind to grab her digital camera and capture this shot before taking cover. The local paper, The Mitchell County Press-News, posted the photo on Wednesday and The Associated Press picked it up today.
The Press-News report says no one was injured by this tornado, which was one of scores reported in Iowa and across the Midwest this week, where storms and heavy rains have also produced widespread flooding.
Ms. Mehmen told the paper that her funnel cloud came close to the ground only briefly, then retreated back up into the clouds. Still, the high winds from the storm knocked down trees, damaged crops, and left behind one indelible image.
This woman must have been a straight G in order to retain enough composure to snap this picture. I know I would’ve been makin big tracks towards the basement. Props to her for documenting Mother Nature at her most volatile.