This is taking fashion homage too far. It appears Chloe is trying to appease the fashion gods of yesteryear (think: Marie Antoinette) with this gold and crystal bow encrusted black suede nightmare. I couldn’t resist spreading this to the world. I think there’s a zipper in there too — homage to the punk gods maybe? Or the ’80s? If you’re feeling brave, feel free to rock these babies out for night on the town, but keep your dress simple and neutral, or you may look like you got lost on your way to a costume party. My feet hurt just thinking about these.
Image: net-a-porter.com
You know Victoria Beckham is going to show up somewhere in these.