Football's Hot Mess of the Week

Football’s Hot Mess of the Week
Posted on July 23rd, 2009 by Katie

Tags | Arsenal, artur boric, celtic, david beckham, LA Galaxy, Liverpool, notts forest, samir nasri, Steven Gerrard, Sven Goran Eriksson

I’m trying to get a few weekly football theme posts written and one that should be relatively easy is Football’s Hot Mess of the Week.
On the pitch, off the pitch, there’s a lot of madness surrounding the sport and every week killahbeez plans on capturing the crazy.
If you’ve got a hot mess story, hit me on my Twitter.

And now your hot messes of the week:

1. Artur Boruc (Goalkeeper for Celtic FC and Poland)

Smoking in MaleMan magazine, talking about his crazy ex wife and custody battle, his denial of alcoholism and anger management problems.
Dirty Tackle’s Boruc Friday Rage list is always worth a laugh.

Still, something about him is kind of hot.
And I hate dedicating 30 minutes a day to straightening my hair.

Boruc plays hairdresser to his sister. Kind of weird.

Artur could do that for me while I surf the interwebs or play FIFA 03 becuase I don’t care about graphics. 03 is the last year I was any good at FIFA.

2. The LA Galaxy

So the fan who confronted D-Becks got a lifetime ban from Galaxy matches??
What a bitch move!
Anyone who is that intense about MLS football should be hailed as a star supporter.
LA Galaxy should be thankful that people care so deeply.
I’ll go see DC United if I get a free ticket. I can’t be bothered to take the metro 30 minutes most of the time even though Chris Pontius is a treat.
Oh but I will spend a couple thousand to be in Manchester’s City Centre to be among the masses for the Champions League final.
Spot the difference?
This dude should be given a ton of free Galaxy gear and box seats. He really gives a damn.

3. Steven Gerrard (Liverpool Captain and England midfielder)

Headed to court to face assault charges for attacking a man in a bar fight over…….wait for it….. control of the CD player.
Damn, Stevie. Seriously, what tune was so important that you couldn’t wait a minute? Oh please say it was something hilarious like Pussycat Dolls. I need to know.
Cause unless someone was playing iPod Nazi with 4 straight hours of Fredy Miler than I don’t think I’d get violent.
And even if someone was marathoning Fredy, I’d probably just drink more and more and go ape on the dancefloor.

Perhaps the greatest video of all time

4. Sven Goran Eriksson (former England and Mexico Manager, not regraded as very sharp; Has just signed on as Director of Nottingham County in England’s League 2 Division)