14 Things That Have Happened Since Axl Rose Started Recording Chinese Democracy

Categorized | Music, WTF?

Tags | Axl Rose, Braids, Chinese Democracy, Guns n' Roses, Procrastination, The Beatles, Weird People

Fourteen years in the making, it looks like Guns ‘N Roses’ long awaited Chinese Democracy is finally set to be released (without Shaq’s freestyle). Just to put this in perspective, it took the Beatles ten years to record and release their entire discography.

What does this mean? Well, either Chinese Democracy is going to be 14 times better than Rubber Soul or Axl Rose has been smoking way too much weed. Either way, let’s take a look at what else has happened since the braided one started work on this masterpiece.

14 Things That Have Happened Since Axl Started Recording Chinese Democracy

Bill Clinton delivers his first State of the Union address
The MP3 is introduced.
The DVD is invented.
The Internet as we know it (World Wide Web) is introduced.
The first consumer-grade digital camera enters market.
Dakota Fanning born.

Kurt Cobain, lead singer of Nirvana, is found dead.
Nelson Mandela is inaugurated as South Africa’s first Black president.
Nicole Brown Simpson and Ronald Goldman are murdered outside the Simpson home in Los Angeles, California.
O.J. Simpson is acquitted of the killings, but is held liable in a civil suit.
Motorola introduces the Motorola StarTAC Wearable Cellular Telephone, the world’s smallest and lightest mobile phone at that time.
Biggie and Tupac shot.
The Food and Drug Administration approves Viagra for use as a treatment for male impotence.
Apple Computer releases the first iBook.